1. The first thing you do when you walk into a shoe store is ask what size they start at. At a 6? Oh, bye.
2. Your feet haven’t grown much since you were a kid. And your parents like to keep teasing you it.
3. You don’t stuff your bra — you stuff your shoes. It’s just a bit embarrassing when the tissue starts to disintegrate.
4. People are always commenting on how “cute” your feet are. And it’s still always awkward.
5. You head right to the kids section at department stores. At least they’re cheaper!
6. But it’s basically just light-up sneakers and kitten heels. Prom shoes? Anyone? Please?
7. Everyone says you are “soooo lucky!” Lucky that’s it’s almost impossible to find shoes? Sure.
8. One-size-fits-all socks are a total lie. And kids’ socks have cartoon animals on them.
9. You aren’t actually clumsy. Your shoes just don’t fit!
10. Sharing shoes with your BFF will never happen.
But at least YOUR shoes are unique! And Cinderella had tiny feet too, so if she’s cool with it, so are you.
